earthdad:

don’t ever talk to someone while you’re horny it is a bad idea and you’ll regret it

(via mcqueeny)

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languageblogthing:

people who prefer speaking a language to writing a language are so strong

like i can read and write in my target languages fairly well but when it comes to speaking i am so so weak

i applaud all those who are better at speaking/prefer speaking whatever

you’re going to survive the apocalypse probably

(via itfeelslikeweonlygobackwards)

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ignitionremix:

lorde got famous in like two days that’s what’s going to happen to me when I finally get my mariachi band together

(via waterwinds)

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bornonvenus:

At DD my-little-ninja:

the-feather-kisses:

the-lincolnshire-poacher:

fandomsdevouredmysoul:

foreverwholocked:

whodunits:

cosbyykidd:

therenaissanceratchet:

obi-quiet:

Car sex just got a helluva lot easier.

or homelessness

two kinds of people.

you could put a dead body there and put a blanket on it and people would think they were just sleeping and it would be a great way to transport dead bodies inconspicuously. 

* three kinds of people.



HOW CAN YOU EVEN HAVE A GIF THAT’S THAT SPECIFIC?

I agree, it is highly unnatural…

You might even say it’s ….. “Supernatural”

penguinize:

if i ever get a pitbull i’ll name it mr. worldwide

(via waterwinds)

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dopematters:

Nailed it!
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